Message-Id: <mailto:199503222253.QAA09220@library.wustl.edu> Date: Wed, 22 Mar 1995 06:59:28 GMT From: Tellafriend <mailto:2469475.8963554832153@LISTSERV.ARIZONA.EDU> Subject: Absorb Some Knowledge of Water To: Multiple recipients of list IMAGELIB
Me again !!
Whisper and
tell a friend about
water.
Point of information: I don't care how busy you think you are! Take time to
soak up some knowledge about the water that
touches your life.
Subject: Soft water (U.S. & Canada only please)
Send: $49.95
Receive: A calibrated water sample bottle, fill, seal
and return to my lab.
Receive: A short water usage document.
Receive: Quick reading FAQ and answers about the water
that touches your life.
Receive: After you return the sample of water and the
document you will receive an analysis and
recommendation.
Receive: A free gift of true love. It's literally a road
map to a personal emotional comfort level obtained
by few. I absolutely guarantee it.
Who am I: TAF(Tellafriend) is an organization whose purpose
is to alert a friend of quality services available.
All services have been tested extensively and
come with an absolute money back guarantee.
My promise: If you use my service you will tell a friend "what
a great service."
Mass posting: Absolutely necessary. I apologize - flame me if you
like and I will explain rationale.
Because: I am bringing service awareness via internet vs
outdated avenues such as newspaper, radio and soon
to be television. I am able to save netters a
minimum of 30% right off the top. And because of
the volume, I am able to offer free special gifts
in addition to the discounts.
Discount 5%: If you order within 5 days please take an
additional 5% off the already pocket change price
of $49.95.
Additional
discount 5%: If you order by snail mail to help prevent
data overload. Thanks.
Make check
payable to: TAF
Address: 19201 Rd 15, Pioneer, OH 43554
My fax: 419 737 2364
My phone: 419 737 2352
Order blank: Name: Last First
UPSable address:
City State Zip
Phone
Voice mail
Fax
Email
Visa MC AMX
Card number
Signature
Expiration date
check
Money Order
COD
Shipping: Included except for COD
Thank you in advance for your faith in me.
Sincerely, the president of your fan club.
Bob
P.S. Orders have overwhelmed mail box. Please download and use
snail mail to prevent data loss and watch for our home page coming soon.
Thanks Tellafriend